Can’t eat beef… mad cow.
Can’t eat chicken… bird flu
Can’t eat eggs… again, bird
flu
Can’t eat pork…fears that bird flu will infect piggies
Can’t eat fish…heavy
metals in the waters has poisoned their meat
Can’t eat fruits and veggies…….
insecticides and herbicides
Hmmmm! I believe that leaves chocolate!
Hip-hip hurray for chocolate! – I knew someday I could have a steady diet of chocolate!…
