Ok, so I, nor is anyone I know, is called ” The Gipper ” but, my office, has been nominated for a major award, called the Webby’s for a web site that we work on called FedStats, The gateway to statistics from over 100 U.S. Federal agencies. You can help us win the Peoples Choice award for a government site by voting for us.

Its really simple, just go here, register and then got to the governemnt & law section and pick FedStats (www.fedstats.gov) and thats it, you’ve done your civic duty towards helping my office win a very prestigious webby award.

So I’ll just say “thanks” to all the little people who voted for us!… Just kidding… Results in mid-May.. Stay tuned and keep your fingers crossed.

Oh, to be my dog!

Let’s face it, Abby does have it pretty darn good when it comes to living the life of Riley, except for the recent under feeding incident that she won’t let me forget [it’s another story for another time] this dog has it pretty good. Let me count the ways:

  •  Her own fleece lined bed
  •  My undivided attention (no kids to compete with)
  •  Sofa and bed privileges
  •  Takes
    frequent car trips to exotic locations (well, exotic to her is anyplace that’s not home)
  •  Her own personal manicurist and hairstylist (ok, so she and I both hate this role I play, but necessary if she’s to be the well groomed dog about town…)
  •  Annual Birthday Pig Out (see Abby Turned 9)
  •  Lots of “Aunts & Uncles” to tell her how cute she is
  •  She has me and I have her

Today, after almost a year, we launched the OIG
web site that Lisa and I have worked on designing, developing, programming and
managing. To celebrate, we were invited by the client to join them in the official
internal office unveiling, which included lovely words and an amazing cake,
complete with the web site home page exactly reproduced on top. [See image
below.]
  We have spent most of our waking work hours on this project, and
in many cases, it has inflitrated our subconscious — sometimes it was all we
could talk about.  And now it’s done.  Lisa commented to me this morning
that for the first time in so many months, she actually has free time. 
I’m sure that won’t last for long.  More projects await.  But when
you get a chance, go check out the OIG web site.  I think you’ll be impressed
with what we did.

 Cool OIG web site cake

Lisa, Belinda and Me

Bombs Away!

Saturday, I went to Charlottesville, VA for my very first Kayaking experience. Having been canoeing before, I felt confident, that at least I wouldn’t embarrass myself out on the water. Fortunately, instead of attempting a first outing on a fast flowing river, I was introduced to the sport on the Rivanna reservoir, where all I had to contend with were some pleasant winds and my own ineptness. While my fledgling-kayaking prowess did not set the world on fire, nor did my instructor proclaim me the next kayaking champ-een in the making, I did manage to stay up right and fairly dry during the entire experience. It was a beautiful day, warm and sunny with all manner of wild life on display; from families of turtles on logs to mom and pop geese, with cute fuzzy little yellow goslings.

Towards the end of the afternoon of kayaking, we paddled over to a cove where some geese were making a racket. RJM went in closer to see what all the hubbub was about. Closer and closer he went, until it seemed to both the geese and me, that they were being cornered. Not a good thing. The geese kept angrily honking at him, pretty much telling him to back off. To no avail. I wisely stayed out of the deepest part of the cove by a good 20 yards as he eventually drove the geese completely out of the water and up the reservoir’s banks. All the time asking them (the geese) where they were going. They continued their angry protest until he too ran out of water and turned around to paddle away.

We were about 30 yards out of the cove when the two geese took to the air. As they were passing overhead, I prayed aloud, “Please don’t poop on me!” and they took mercy on me, and then made a decided jogged left over towards RJM’s kayak. It was then I heard the bomb doors sliding open and the air was suddenly filled with gobs of goose poop, raining down on RJM’s position. The first he knew of it was when some of the “bombing” material hit the water near him. And then it hit his left shoulder and his left shirtsleeve. The geese had taken their revenge for cornering them. I don’t know about them, (the geese) but I felt like justice had been servered.

So the lesson for the day – Don’t mess with Mother Nature.

Ok, so yesterday while traipsing around the woods in NJ, I let Abby off her
leash, and in a fit of “I’m so excited to be free” she went running all over
tarnation. I don’t blame her- she doesn’t get to go “leash free” very often,
but in her course of enjoying her freedom, she managed to get a little too far our of my sight and scared me, so, like a dutiful owner, I went running
after her, through a rock strewn course, and thus twisted my ankle. I’m wearing
a compression bandage as we speak, and watching my ankle swell from golf ball
size to perhaps now just maybe ping-pong ball size (a little smaller) while
the right side of my foot is starting to turn black and blue. Lovely, right?
So that means my mobility today is a bit curtailed.

I did not go down to the cafeteria to get a cup of coffee even though our
coffee maker was on the fritz this morning — doing so would have meant climbing
stairs, a painful exercise at best, masochistic at the very least. I took the
elevator down and up one floor to get lunch- a sin in my eyes usually, I’ve got
2 perfectly capable legs, but today it was a godsend. I curtailed most movement
today, to only the most essential trips so my foot could stay elevated and hopefully
heal a little.

It was great glee that the office coffee maker was repaired this afternoon,
just in time for my late afternoon slump — I needed coffee, so I got a cup
— I only had to walk 10 steps round trip, but after said coffee was drunk,
I then had to go across the hall to brush my teeth before putting the Invisaligners
back in, and that’s when I saw it… Poo, really and truly a chunk of poo in
the hallway between my office’s front door and that of the ladies restroom.
Not a heel schmear really, although one end of the inch long piece of poo was
a bit smudged, but really and truly, an inch long chunk of poo, just sitting
there. And did I mention it was in the hallway? My co-workers and I were
cracking up over this, and trying to imagine how it got there. No one was brave
enough to clean it up, even when the Branch Chief offered cash. My excuse? I’ve
cleaned up more than my fair share of Abby poo, I’m not cleaning someone else’s…
plus I’m on the injured list. Can you just see it? I bend down to clean it up,
lose my balance, and it’s good night Irene, I’ll break a leg for sure.

So there it sits, a piece of poo in the hallways of a federal government building, waiting for the cleaning crew, or even worse, some unsuspecting Fed to get the ‘banana peel treatment’ from a piece of poo…  I’m gonna be snickering for a long, long time about this one.

Lake Hopatcong

My Lake Hopatcong Easter trip – A Trip to New Jersey

Before this Easter weekend, I hadn’t ever been to New Jersey, and I wasn’t quite sure what to expect. I’ve heard all sorts of cultural stereotypes about New Jersey most of my life ranging from Mob bosses, to Frank Sinatra to gaudy girls with big hair. In my perception, New Jersey has always been portrayed like New York City’s red-headed stepchild — its where they go to dump the bodies. While I couldn’t see why it was called the Garden State, as its license plate motto proclaims, there is an undeniable charm and atmosphere to the areas I briefly alighted. Perhaps once the leaves are back on the trees, I will be utterly captivated. Mostly, this is about my impressions of a place I visited very briefly, and yet, it left an indelible mark upon my soul and unsettles me even now, 250+ miles away.

I wasn’t given much to go upon as far as what to expect from Lake Hopatcong and I certainly wasn’t expecting to go to a town that looked like it was straight out of the 1940’s. Heralded as a major Northeastern resort from the 1880’s through the 1930’s, the town boasted some 40 hotels and rooming houses, the ghostly remains of many still haunting her shores. Summer cabins stand like aging starlets on tottering high heels of craggy rocks, long past their prime, propped up by newer admirers, the Johnny-come- lately from the last thirty years or so, crowd along the lake’s windy shores. Like everywhere else, lakefront property is at premium here. The lake has surely changed from an upscale resort to an unlikely town as urban sprawl sent New Jersians scurrying into the ‘burbs in the late 1960’s and 70’s in search of more affordable housing.

The cottages and cabins are like women with slightly bawdy pasts, their facade’s may be worn, but their eyes tell interesting tales from an era I’ll never know, and can only be guessed at from recounted stories. But they make me want to know more, as if I could somehow sit on their front porches and listen to them for hours reminisce about the people they once knew, and the innocent (and perhaps not so innocent) fun they once had at Lake Hopatcong. Back when life really was simpler than it is today, sans electronics and computers which now are used for work and playing games online, which you can even get help for from boosting sites as Elitist Gaming. A slower pace of life, that was more about living, than the frenetic race to wherever we all scurry to and from each day.

Holy Saturday

Saturday, we dined at the home of the grandchildren of one of Lake Hopatcong’s former mayors and still prominent Lake families. The house was an elegantly appointed summer cottage, decorated by the owner’s mother, who was a very talented interior designer. Living in well under 900 square feet, the two-story abode was as gracious, elegant and warm-hearted as anyone could ever hope. I only wish I could live that well in such a space. The meal and company totaling 6 of us, plus two other dogs besides my own little one, was incomparable. As the evening passed into night and slowly yielded to early morning, we reluctantly said our good nights and trudged back to what now seemed like a sterile hotel room.

Easter Sunday

Easter Sunday, we wandered around another portion of the lake. This time, really getting to see the true atmosphere of the place. Truly a little dilapidated and ramshackle, Lake Hopatcong is haunted. Haunted by her vibrant past as surely as the memories of fun summer still resonates across the lake and silently creeps into its many coves and summer cottages. It called out to me, and tried to wrap me up in sounds and lingering memories — beckoning me to a time long forgotten. Hoping that someone would want to revive the casual glamour it once took so for granted, like a young girl in her first blush with her own beauty. Surprised, and yet sophisticated enough to know that she has enraptured you for a moment in time.

It seems I entered a time warp of sorts, as I wandered down to a dock at the lake — it would not have been out of line if the spirits had conspired to evoke the sounds of the Jimmy or Tommy Dorsey orchestra wafting out of open windows, I could almost hear the rhythmic scratch, scratch, scratch of a needle on a record player. I could feel the specters of generations long past hovering in the fog over the lake. Local legend has it that the boarded up Northwood Inn was the local hangout of Frank Sinatra and his cronies. I half expected to see folks spilling out from the Inn onto the deck overlooking the lake, — women in beautifully fitted dresses and men in suits enjoying a cocktail and the sunset.So, again, I imagine, that when the leaves are on the trees, when the warm breezes have dressed up Lake Hopatcong in her summer’s finest apparel, more than ever, will the echoes of the past ring across the lake — but merely specters in the warm summer sun, reminding one of how families spent their summer vacations at Lake Hopatcong in style and grace.